***Caesar jokes are awesome***
Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus."The bartender, a little confused, says, "Don't you mean a martini?"Caesar replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
What happened when Caesar went to Mount Olive?
Popeye got pissed!
Why was Julius Caesar looking for a job?
He wanted to get away from all the office politics and back stabbing.
What happened when Julius Caesar became proclaimed God? He did not get it.
When did Julius Caesar rule as God? In the times of the Old and the Good Testament.
Why did Julius Caesar frighten animals? Because people are allowed to live in faith.
What happened when Julius Caesar went to office? He started to speak funny, was found guilty of making coins with his image and made Jesus feel embarrassed, losing his true authority by same name.
How many kids does Julius Caesar have? Seven billion, and they are all illetarate.
What happened when God made the Heavens and the Earth? Julius Caesar started to feel good.
When the Romans found Judas kiss Jesus, what did Julius Caesar say? E Messiah anointment.
